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JRJ Enterprises is making music for those who aren't particularly afraid.

JRJ Enterprises realizes that the music business is always B2B. Our audio accoutrements prepare your brand for success. Your clients will know that you have embraced the blue ocean of the post-human market. Our holistic approach to ESG defines it as whatever we say it is, which is always virtuously misanthropic and oriented toward constant growth without authentic regulation. With JRJ Enterprises nothing can go wrong because the best of all possible worlds is always just one financial quarter away!

JRJ Enterprises is making music for digital immortality.

The posthuman is the utmost human. Immortality lies not in lazy Neo-Platonism. Everlasting ego was a medieval occidental fairytale — not for nothing have so many traditions sought to erase the ego among the living. It is rather action that we leave behind... and the blockchain can now secure the memory of your butterfly's wings' flutter. Your transactions with JRJ Enterprises directly contribute to your eternal blockchain record. Your actions shall not have been in vain. You must, however, surrender your ego.

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The story of JRJ Enterprises begins in 1986. The Junge Robotik-Jüngerschaft (JRJ), or "Young Robotics Fellowship", arose among US servicemen and other residents of the Zehlendorf district of Berlin. First a religious study circle for electronics enthusiasts, it devolved into a sect following the amalgamation of computationally generative tools known collectively as "the Producer". Relocating to Colombia, the Producer briefly sought paramilitary training at the School of the Americas in Fort Benning [Fort Moore], Georgia, but was rejected as unreliable for US national interests. In route back to South America via Miami, the Producer rebranded JRJ Autodefensas as JRJ Enterprises in order to facilitate the offshoring and laundering of massive amounts of Colombian pesos in Brickell banks. It was at that time that the Producer encountered the indelibly rump-roiling sounds of Miami Bass. From there followed champeta, cumbias rebajadas, and the like. Thereafter it became clear to the Producer and to all JRJ Enterprises followers that narco-paramilitaries had a limited future... the future lie with CHUNKY FUNKY SOUNDS.

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